Things I Don't Understand

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Normal human beings should not enjoy spicy foods.  Spicy foods make me uncomfortable, sweaty, and ruin the flavor of food.  I know that spicy foods are a great way for guys to prove their manhood.  Nothing says tough guy like eating a bottle of Volcano hot sauce, but what is the point?  Burritos are good.  Tacos are good.  Chili is good.  Other foods are also good.  We don’t need to slap hot sauce onto them.

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Spiciness is not a flavor.  It is a flavor destroyer.  How does it enhance flavor if your tongue falls off?  I don’t know about other people but I prefer my diarrhea to not be on fire.  Thanks but no thanks.  I’ll pass on the spicy.

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