Things I Don't Understand

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It is that time of the year again.  Not Christmas or winter, but the season of ugly sweater parties.  I don’t understand the origin of these parties.  When did it become so easy to find ugly holiday sweaters?  I have to assume that there a surplus of festive sweaters in the 80s and 90s and now they are finally reaching our thrift stores, where they are purchased by college students and worn to party.
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There is another thing I don’t understand about ugly sweater parties: why don’t I get invited to more?  I feel like I’m a pretty cool guy and I certainly enjoy parties.  Sure I’m not a fan of eggnog but I have a lot of ugly sweaters.  I wear them frequently in the winter so that I might get invited but so far I haven’t been invited.  It is another depressing holiday season for me to sit home alone and wear a sweater with snowflakes on it.
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Next time: Nazi Fashion

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