Vampires have never been cooler. Between the success of Twilight and this video vampires are something to be desired, and mysterious, even sexy. I don’t understand this. Outside of the realm of Count Chocula, vampires don’t make sense to me. Why should I like a creature that feeds on my blood and then turns into a bat? I don’t want to share my blood with anyone unless I get paid by the pint. Also bats are are one of the grossest creatures around (right next to cockroaches.) If women were really interested in skinny pale undernourished males then I would be People Magazine’s sexiest man alive.
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Can a romance exist between a vampire and a human? It would be like dating a former cannibal. Here is what that would be like:
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Hi mom, this is my new boyfriend, Tedward Mullen. He used to eat human flesh, but don’t worry now he only eats animal flesh. I am totally ok with that. It is not like he’s a vampire or anything.
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That movie would undoubtedly make millions and it illustrates my point: vampires are essentially cannibals on liquid diets except vampires are creepier. My other point is that my skin tone is similar to a vampires. Have a good day!
Croc shoes are certainly not cool. They were cool for the first day they were out but now they are only worn by moms and 6 year olds. Sure I’ll slip into my brothers pair if I’m going to gather the mail, or if I want to look unattractive, but in general I agree that crocs should not be worn.
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I can understand the appeal of crocs. They are comfortable, durable, easy to wear, and come in a variety of different colors. Especially for children, they are probably ideal. What I don’t understand is the hatred of crocs.
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Criticism of a certain shoe probably began with the Dutch and their strange idea to make shoes out of wood. Since then no other footwear has been criticized quite as much as crocs (expect maybe for Ugg boots.)
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It is unremarkable that some people would criticize or dislike a certain type of shoes. What does surprise me is the extent to which croc haters go. I can’t understand why people would go to the lengths that they do to show their hatred for something we put our feet in. There is a blog and numerous facebook groups where people gather together to hate crocs.
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What makes people so angry about crocs? Why is there a youtube video of a guy burning his crocs? I just don’t understand.
I can understand Glen Beck. I understand that there are crazy people in the world. I understand he is on tv because people watch his show. What I don’t understand is why anyone would watch his show.
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I have tried 3 times to watch Glen Beck. The first time he was talking about Nazis and their ideas on euthanasia. I may have watched for a maximum of 2 minutes. I became very angry and confused.
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To me, Glen Beck is a cross between a fat hamster and a fat pig with their combined intelligence. He relies less on logic and more on emotion. It is remarkable what passes as journalism these days. I can watch Bill O’Reilly. Bill O’Reilly is at the very least entertaining. I like when he yells at his guests. It is funny. Glen Beck and his ideas scare me.
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Now if Glen Beck was a homeless person complaining about the Nazi Socialist Obama, that would be one thing. People in the street would ignore his crazy ramblings and pee spattered pants. Unfortunately he is on tv with very good ratings. I don’t understand.
Today is the 10 year anniversary of Mathew McConaughey’s run in with the law. It was on this day in 1999 that he was found naked and playing the bongos inside his home in Austin, Texas. He was drunk and high at the time. This event sparked a desire for me to try to understand Mr. McConaughey. Now 10 years later, I am no closer to my goal.
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I challenge anyone to explain to me the reason that Matthew McCaughey is famous. Is he talented? I haven’t seen any evidence of it. He always seems to have a Southern accent and remarkably was born and raised in Texas. Admittedly, I am not familiar with a lot of his work. I am mostly familiar with the previews for his movies. They all seem to be romantic comedies with an attractive leading lady: Kate Hudson, Kate Hudson (again), Jennifer Lopez, and Jennifer Garner. Somewhere in the movie he will probably shirtless.
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I’m not saying that I don’t like him I just don’t understand him. There’s something about being shirtless for a long time that makes me uneasy. The man can afford shirts, but I guess he can afford skin cancer treatments, too.
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He also started a foundation. It’s called the j.k. livin foundation. The is “dedicated to helping teenage kids lead active lives and make healthy choices to become great men and women.” Is Matthew someone that makes “healthy choices” or a one of the “great men”? I don’t know and I certainly don’t understand.
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